"YES. I MAKE NOISE. I AM TAKU." -Garrett
"Franco is french for 'French'."
"How do you know?"
"I eat alot of foreign biscuits." -Lydia and Kirstin
"Venus. it conveniently rhymes with..."
"Boot." -Kirstin and Lydia
"I'm only half-pregnant." -Friedle
"Its an afrock.. its a mofro." (talking about half mohawk
half afro) -Lydia
*points at Totoro* "That's Walto." -Soriano
"It's a Juicy otter!" -Kirstin
"Random dogs throw up on me." -Lydia
"You know what, Lydia... *SMACK* (he turned around and walked
into a door) -Cody
"Dear Darling,
Guh." - Note to Shanay
"A woodpecker was pecking my chimney. I almost called
the police on him." -Soriano
"I have a woodpecker in my chimney. I named him Pippin. He pecks in the morning,
and I'm like, 'DAMN YOU PIPPIN!'-Kirstin
"Watch out! Tinkerbell has a spork!" -Katie
"Its a thrill attic!" -Kirstin
"yesterday i went to the doctor for a check up and he told
me i was gonna die, but he was just kidding. and im thinking - OMG i am going to FUCK that doctor."
"you mean fuck him UP?"
"yea.... im not used to swearing." -Caitlyn
"The equator is 26.58 miles greater than the polar diameter.
But you don't need to know that. What you DO need to know is, We're Squishy." -Friedle
"What do Llanas say? Llamas say 'Hi', Right?" -Kirstin
"Mechanical penis!" -Shanay
"Romantic Sheep." -Lydia
Lynne: "moooaggagahhhrahhhmooo!"
"Lynne, you sound like a barnyard orgy." -Lydia
"Oh, so hes a hard, crossdressing teddy bear?" -David
"LOOK AT ALL THESE SAUCES... look at my range of
dippings." -Lydia
"Wait - did I call you when you were naked?" -Lydia
"They were just doing Rainbows. What's so scary about that?"
-Tess
"I'm not a Streaker. I'm Batman." -Alex
"Napolean always had his hands in his pants.
Shanay: No, mom, that was his breats pocket."
"oh... then chase always has his hands in his pants"
" - Shanay's Mom
"Lydia has a snapple hottie on the couch" -Shanay
"Stalking is fun when you do it with a gun!" (singsong) -Chase
"mm... mine's slightly longer.." -Chase
"I've got a big one in my pants." -Chase
"every similarity will turn into a tiny drop of love that
will eventually fill your cup of happiness and good will.... BAM! fortune cookie style." -Lydia
"i would never have mansex. i mean, i find guys attractive,
like art is attractive, but you know i wouldnt like go up and
fuck a painting." -Chase
"Oh man, i gotta go to the doctor. I got vagina!" -Tess
"her only purpose is panty shots. oh and she burns down the
whole town in the end." -Lydia
"it won't stick, its too fuzzy" -Tess
"Men are wolves and youre a sheep, the wolves will devour
you. don't lose your sparkling clean innocence." -Tess
"Seriously, midgets are some of the angriest people i know..."
-Chase
"aren't i always sexy?"
"You are always sexy." -Alex
"Thats Lesbonic" -Lydia
"Oh, and she had big ones too!" -Chase
"The KKK? aren't they the black ones?" -Rosemary
"ah man, why'd you have to turn chase off!!? ..send
him off - turn him away... freudian slip." -Lydia
"im like a dude, in the morning, im like 'SLEEEP....FOOD....
ARRGH....' -lydia
"yea, thats weird... except most of the guys i know dont like sleeping in that
much."-sarah
"really? the guys I do, do. ...KNOW. the guys i KNOW. -Lydia
"I just shot a prostitute, what the hell was i thinking?!
-Jake
*shakes Kirstin* "STOP AROUSING ME!" - Lydia
"I've never been raped in a closet." - Chase
"Aw, man.. guys don't find me attractive." -Chase
"I dont make enough sense to feed a poor man.. maybe thats
why im always hungry!" -Michael
"who invented the question mark i mean what idiot decided
to curve a line and put a dot under it look : '?' i mean really does it symbolize a question because nobody was smart enough
to make it a letter? and what about the exclamation point, whos the lazy ass that invented that look its a fuckin lower case
'L' that wasnt finished...." - Adam is angry at punctuation.
"I AM GOD! HEAR ME ROAR!" - Davie
"My eyelashes tickle!" -Tess
"Lets's name the fishie -- Oh! i ripped him..." -Lydia
"there's a little dinosaur singing in my purse. his name's
Rufus." - Madison
"My shoe is paper." - Lydia
"I'm gonna call Mr. Friedle 'Dad'." -Lydia
"Wanna abuse the gum?" -Kirstin
"Yes, because golf balls attract electricity." -Lydia
"IT'S A MUTANT PEANUT BUTTER CUP!" -Lydia
"Once you get past the fangs, and the snarling, you're beautiful"
-Ryan
"Ever thought that maybe... she's IMAGINARY!?!?!?!?" -Sarah
"So, if youre at home, puking your guts out, what should
you have in front of you?"
"A Bowl..." -Lydia
"no, your textbook." -Mr. McCarthy
"Look out, the Rainbow's in a sour Moo!" -Kirstin
"Where's Ryan? I WANT HIM!" -Colby
'They're not horseshoes, they're... Spliffys." -Kayla
"I honestly think Ryan doesn't have a penis. Either his parents
fixed him, or hes a Girl." -Suzen
"They serve dead Rainbow Girls in a cake?"
"No, we get 'em at Costco." -Madison and Lydia
"No... Midgets dont have the same effect as a sharpie." -Lydia
"My Grandma's cats smell like soap." -Suzen
"Ever played Donkey Kong? You know the frog dude on there?
Yea, he reminds me of a gay latin man." -Suzen
"You know whats fun on sugar? EEEEVERYTHING!" -Lydia and
Ryan, Said in unison (originally, 'Sugar" was "Acid")
"Some people e like slinkies. not really good for anything,
but you cant help smiling when you see them tumble down the stairs." -Tess
"Michael's belly button got infected and it looked like a
cinnamon roll.... no, it wasn't tasty. Just infectious." -Lydia
"I see, like, a grandma on steroids" -Michael H.
"Go wash your face so i can make it all bloody." -Mac
"MMMMM...Chunk. *eats*" -Kirstin
"As if throwing marshmallows over the side of a boat is an
everyday occurence." -Lydia
"Does your baby brother float around?" -Kirstin
"All the different kind of water!" -Friedle
"Hallo, i am a 0.3 kid! *extends hand for shaking*" -Kirstin
"I like orange juice. It's orange and its juice, it delivers
what it promises." -Lydia
'They're married siamese twins! to each other!" -Kirstin
"Dude, you should get a shirt that says 'Sexual Chocolate'
on it." -Rice boy
"But what about the string?"
"I don't think the string counts." -Kirstin and Lydia
"Blood isn't very attractive.. unless youre married to a
vampire." -Kirstin
"LEARNING! *taps pencils together like swords*" -Kirstin
and Lydia
"I... Am a silly little Norwegian." -Suzen
"Oh, we put all those kids into a hat." -Announcer
"It's a SELF-HELP group...?" -Kirstin
"...Negative cloud...Positive cloud..." -Kirstin
"The Nazi's did terrible things to the Jews."
*Mr. Friedle proceeds to describe various Nazi-Induced tortures,
then as he finishes, the classroom televisions blink on and off and snow all by themselves*
"THE JEWS ARE ANGRY! *claps hand over mouth and stares in
horror*" -Lydia
"I love it when you find nonsensical words in a word-search..
like... SPIRM. oh, damn." -Lydia
"So, what does the british fag -FLAG- Look like anyway...?"
-Lydia
"I need a cigarette... no for the costume, Sarah." -Lydia
"Wait Mr. Hitler, Mr Hit- Mr.. Mr. Friedle!"
-Chris
"It's the week of... Blahbitty." -Zack
"Man, you haven't lived until you've tackled an Alpaca."
-Chase
"Throwing chickens is fun." -Chase
"I can't take crap from people. If they dish it out and i
take it, it gets under my skin."
"so, you have three normal layers of skin, and a crap layer?"
-Lydia and Chase
"I'm dizzy and I see stars..."
"what's wrong?"
"I flipped my hair too fast.." -Sarah
"Pudding." -Ryan
"I'm getting pink braces."
"OMG you are so SEXY! *hugs Ryan*" -Lydia and Ryan
"Why can't people find God in an Egg?" -Dad
"Is your drawing a boy or a girl?"
"Not sure. lets give it a bulge and leave it at that." -Lydia
"No one's going to lick the penguins."
"But the Penguins are so lickable!" -Lydia and Kirstin
"Arf.. im a chicken." -Lydia
"Roof Icecles are the best.. they have flavor."-Kirstin
"I Like Charles! He's a pyro who likes to ride Charles! ..I
mean, elevators." -Lydia
"Who goes and floats concrete bathtubs?" -Lydia
"And i'd do that for you too, eat you homework.. as long as it gets you an extra
day." - Chase
"When throwing a toaster into a pool, always have adult supervision."
" 'S a lake nearby, got a beaver inni't. I like beavers. They just float
on by, mindin' there own business, botherin' no one." - Jake, (he says this everyday at the beginning of first period.)
"You need Chapstick. ive noticed over a long period of time that your lips are
continually chapped."
"Kiss my ass."
"Hell no! ..i bet thats all chapped too.."
"youre a crusty bitch."
"yea, i know." *silence* -Lydia and Adam
